A Marriage License should be like a Fishing License

It expires every year and
if you go out of sate you can get a $3 Day License.
If you think About it,
Girls and Fish have a Lot in common.
They ARE Fun to CATCH and
if you CLean and PREP them Right
MOST ARE good to EAT.
Also if you decide to MOUNT ONE
You Know it is going to cost you plenty!
If you bring one home (no matter how WELL you treat them)
They START going bad &
FRESH ONES ARE Always BETTER
…….PRACTICE
CATCH and RELEASE

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