An old man and a preacher are playing golf one day, when the old man hits his ball into a creek.
"Shit, I missed," he says.
"You really shouldn't talk like that," the preacher responds, "God is always watching."
The old man apologizes and the two continue their game. A few holes later, the man gets his ball stuck in a tree.
"Shit, I missed."
"Sir, God does *not* tolerate potty-mouths like that."
"Preacher," the old man responds, "I'm 74 years old. I've fought in the war, watched my brother die of cancer, and lost my wife to a car wreck. I don't think God is even around to notice."
Suddenly, a lightning bolt from the blue strikes down and kills the preacher. A booming voice from the heavens says...
"Shit, I missed."
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