Piper was out for a walk in the park with her boyfriend Peter when they were held up by two drunk hobos. Without warning, the bums start beating the shit out of him. During the fray, Peter screamed out, "for the love of God, do something!" As quick as she could, Piper unzipped the bum's pants and started jacking them off as hard as she could. The bums were stunned as they stopped beating him to focus on her. As Peter lay there bloodied and beaten, the bums took turns cumming all over Piper's face, and before Peter finally lost consciousness he watched them head back to his car, presumably to continue the fuckfest.
the moral of the story: never ask peter's piper to pick a fight with pickled peckers
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