Three Men in the Middle of the Desert

There are three men stranded in the middle of the desert. Doomed to waste away without any rescue on the way they are approached by a genie, granting them each a wish, but that wish cannot be to get out of the desert.

The first man replies 'Well I wish for enough water and food to last us the entire time we are trapped here, to ensure our survival'.

The second man replies "How about a map, Genie? That way we will surely find a way out of here at some point."

The third man ponders for a minute and finally comes up with "Genie, I wish for a car door."

The genie, clearly perplexed, asks the man, 'Why dost thou wish for a car door, above all else?"

The man replies, 'Well when it gets hot out, it would be nice to be able to roll down the window."

I heard this joke in 1st grade.

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