There are three men stranded in the middle of the desert. Doomed to waste away without any rescue on the way they are approached by a genie, granting them each a wish, but that wish cannot be to get out of the desert.
The first man replies 'Well I wish for enough water and food to last us the entire time we are trapped here, to ensure our survival'.
The second man replies "How about a map, Genie? That way we will surely find a way out of here at some point."
The third man ponders for a minute and finally comes up with "Genie, I wish for a car door."
The genie, clearly perplexed, asks the man, 'Why dost thou wish for a car door, above all else?"
The man replies, 'Well when it gets hot out, it would be nice to be able to roll down the window."
I heard this joke in 1st grade.
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