[something you should know is that drivers mostly take a certain fair for each person and not a fair which will be divided among the passengers no matter how many]
Here's the joke:
A lady is in the hospital after she had a surgery. Her neighbourhood friends want to visit her, so they rented a driver. The driver asked if they had one more woman to fill the last empty seat for the fair. They said no. He said alright and started the car.
As soon as he started moving a lady came running and waving at the car to stop.
The driver: "let's take her with us so the car is complete and I get a complete fair"
The ladies: "don't! She's bad luck! If you let her in something bad is going to happen"
Driver: "you don't care about my living! But her fair matters to me, I don't care about superstitions"
He stopped and she opened the door and got in and said "you don't need to go anymore, she's out of the hospital"
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