He has to figure out which one will take over the family farm. He summons the boys and sits them down around the dinner table.
He says, "Boys, I don't have much longer left and I need to decide which of you will get the farm when I pass. In order to make this decision, I will give each of you a high quality duck. Whoever gets the most for their duck will inherit our farm."
Well, the smart son does what anyone would do. He heads straight to market and sells the duck for $17.50 (USD). This is top dollar for a perfect duck. He heads home confident he will win.
Meanwhile, the dimwit son is walking down the road kicking rocks with the duck in his arm. As he passes a brothel a lady of the night is on the porch. "Boy, that sure is a fine duck you have their," she says. "How about we make a trade? Your duck for a fuck." The boy, without thinking agrees and they head upstairs. About an hour later he walks out buttoning his pants. She walks out breathing heavily. She says to him, "If you can fuck me like that again, I will give your duck back." Again, the boy agrees and another hour passes. He emerges from the house with the duck in his arms. The boy continues walking down the road when he realises that it's almost dinner time and he still hasn't sold the duck. Just as he starts panicking, a semi drives past and sucks the duck out of his arms, obliterating the poor bird. The boy starts crying and the driver slams on the brakes. He is freaking out and hops out of the truck. "I am so sorry about your duck," he says as he pulls out his wallet. "This is all I have on me. Again, I am terribly sorry."
That night around the dinner table, the father asks the boys what they got for their ducks. The smart boy, ever the confident one says, "I got $17.50 for my duck." The father responds, "That's a fair price son. I'm proud of you." The dimwit son starts chuckling. "How much did you get??" The DW son replies, "Well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and $82.50 for a fucked up duck."
Tl:dr- Boys competed for the farm by selling one duck each. The smart son got $17.50 for his. The DW got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, an $82.50 for a fucked up duck.
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