Italian Joke [Forgive my English]

A guy who works in a office decided to change life and stop working in the office to start a new life more in contact with nature so he decided to be a farmer. He went to the bank and withdraw all his money to buy 100 sheeps. He went back home and suddenly he realized that he forgot to buy a ram in order to make his sheeps pregnant, but he also realized that he has got no more money to buy one. So he picks up the phone and phoned to the vet in order to find a solution. The vet says: "alright no problem, you have to do an artificial insemination and everything will be alright", the guy had no clue about what artificial insemination was, so he decided to don't look stupid and said:"yes yes no problem, but how can I understand if this artificial insemination worked fine?" the vet replies back "Well the day after the insemination open up the windows and look for the sheeps, if the sheeps are laying on the ground without moving too much it means that the process has worked fine, otherwise you have to repeat the operation again". So the guy, who was not an expert and a bit ignorant, decided that the best way to make this operation was to fuck all the sheeps by himself. So he picked up his big van, load all the sheeps in it and take them to the forest were he fucked all the sheeps once, he went back at night and went to bed for a good sleep. The morning after he shout to his wife: "Maria! Open up the window and tell me were the sheeps are!", Maria replies: "well...they are standing...eating grass...playing around!" they guys says:"Damn! it didn't work!"
So he picked up his van and loaded all the sheep again to take them to the wood were he fucked all the sheep twice, back to home very very tired and went to bed for a sleep...
They day after when he woke up he shout to his wife: "Maria! open up the window and tell me how the sheeps are!", Maria replies back:"Well..the sheeps are standing...playing around and eating grass!" So the guy pick up the van again, load all the sheeps up and he went to the wood were he spent all day long fucking sheeps all day long. He went back home veeery very tired, went to bed and fall in a deep sleep...the day after he woke up and and ask to his wife:"Maria! Open the window and tell me how the sheeps are!", Maria as usual open up the windows and say after a pause :"well..there are no sheeps anymore.....ah no...hang on...they are all on the van and one of them is honking the horn!!"