Job interview: "What's your greatest weakness?"


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Job interview: "What's your greatest weakness?" (self.Jokes)
submitted 6 months ago by AmericanEmpire
"Honesty."
"I don't think honesty is a weakness."
"I don't give a fuck what you think."
Source: Jorgen Sundberg
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[–]Halgy 1026 points 6 months ago
This is one of the most succinct, funny, new jokes I've seen on here in a while. I hope you hit the front page, friend.
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[–]Dudwithacake 210 points 6 months ago
But don't break it, hitting it may damage it's fragility.
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[–]Halgy 110 points 6 months ago
DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE, WOMAN slap slap slap
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[–]Ttocs_is_Awe 307 points 6 months ago
Cool it, Chris Brown.
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[–]Halgy 51 points 6 months ago
COOL THIS DOWN! grabs crotch slap
sorryimquitedrunknow
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[–]FlyingPasta 83 points 6 months ago
Did you slap your crotch? Did you slap the subject using your crotch? Explain your drunk ass.
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[–]mellowfellow_kc 44 points 6 months ago
Somethings are better left a mystery.

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