An elderly woman went into her back yard to garden one afternoon when she noticed a large gorilla in a tree...

In a state of panic she ran inside and opened up the phone book and went to G's. Sure enough, she found gorilla extraction.

When the extractor showed up, he went into the back yard and saw the gorilla, eyeing them both out of suspicion.

The extractor went back to his truck and pulled a vicious pitbull out that had a muzzle on it, a shot gun, and a ladder. He tied the pitbull up to the tree and removed it's muzzle and dove away as he started snapping and barking at the gorilla in the tree.

He walked up to the lady and handed her the shotgun and said, "Okay, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go up into the tree and try and wrestle the gorilla to the ground some how, and when he does, the dog has been trained to clamp down on his balls, subduing him so I can give him a shot and put him to sleep."

"Oh my god, will that not keep the gorilla from being able to mate?" Replied the lady.

"Yes but it's the best nonlethal way to extract him from your property." He insisted.

"Well then what's the shot gun for?" She implied.

"Well if the gorilla knocks me to the ground I need you to shoot the dog."

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