A group of biologists were working in a lab on cape horn, trying to save a rare albino gorilla from extinction. There were only two individuals left in the species.
One day, entering the lab, the scientists find the male gorilla dead. It looked to be the end of the species, until one scientist had an idea.
"Humans and gorillas are closely related - maybe a human could have sex with the remaining female and impregnate her?"
None of the scientists were willing to do so themselves, but, there were groups of sailors who stopped around cape horn, who were sex-starved enough that, if paid, might be willing to do the deed. So the scientists set up a sign: "For anyone willing to sleep with an Albino Gorilla, 500$".
Later that same day, a sailor comes into their lab.
"I saw your sign out by the docks. I'm up for this, but on three conditions. One: I'm not giving my real name. Two, no one can know about this. And three, you have to give me a week to come up with the 500$."
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