An old hillbilly farmer with a severe case of hemorrhoids visited the doctor. The doctor prescribed some very powerful suppositories and asked the man to come back in a couple of weeks.
The old farmer hadn't used suppositories before, and didn't realize they weren't a pill to be taken orally.
Two weeks later, the old farmer, in even more discomfort from the hemorrhoids, sees the doctor again. The doctor asks him how the suppositories are working?
The old farmer says, "For all the good they did me, I might as well have shoved them up my ass!"
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