I saw Dr. Sanfers for my checkup and he asked a lot of questions. After two visits and lots of lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. That comment concerned me so I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 90?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?' 'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued Ribs?' I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of sex?' 'No,' I said...
He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even care?
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