The first hit he lands on the ball sends it flying into the nearby bushes. He swears and goes to retrieve the ball. After another hit, the ball ends up in the sand pit. "God damn it," says the man grudgingly.
The local pastor, who was taking a stroll nearby, said to him: "Son, you shan't mention God's name in vain, He will punish you." The man pays no attention to the pastor and continues to play. Another try fails to bring the ball closer to the hole. "God damn it, missed again." The pastor, who continued to observe his game, remarks: "You'll definitely bring His anger upon yourself, young man". The man brushes it off again.
Suddenly, the sky darkens, and out of nowhere a lightning strike kills the pastor. Then, a voice bellows: "God damn it, missed again."
(It's a translation of a well-known Russian joke, forgive me for any inconsistencies introduced by it)
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