1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? *He's all right now*
2. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. *It's impossible to put down.*
3. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. *Then it hit me.*
4. I'm glad I know sign language, *it's pretty handy.*
5. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, *he just didn't have the balls to do it.*
6. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, *but eventually it came back to me.*
7. I used to have a fear of hurdles, *but I got over it.*
8. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said *'Keep off the Grass'.*
9. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? *He was lucky it was a soft drink.*
10. There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
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