The first one goes up to the tee, swinging and hooking it right into a water hazard. He pulls out a second ball from his pocket when his buddy yells at him.
"The hell do you think you're doing?"
"Well you see, I made a new golf play. I call it 'The Clinton.' You see, I didn't intend to hit it into the hazard, so there's no penalty."
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