a man walks into a bar.

a man walks into a bar and notices a sign on the wall from the owner that says " if you can make my horse laugh, you will get a free beer. the man asks the bartender to take him to the horse. a minute later the comes out and you could hear the horse laughing. the bartender asks the man " how did you make the horse laugh? " , the man replies " thats a secret. the man drinks his free beer and left. the next day, the same man walks into the bar and sees a different sign that says " if you can make my horse cry, you get a free drink ". the man accepted the challenge and went into the back where the horse was. a min later, the man came out and the bartender was surprised to hear the horse cry. as the bartender gives the man his free drink, curious and frustrated , he asks the man " you got to tell me how you did it, youve got to tell me how you made the horse laugh and now, cry ". the man replies " yesterday i told the horse my penis was bigger than his and today i showed him ".