After heating up some fish in the microwave a coworker walks by my office all pissy and says...

*"Ah you've Cod to be kiddin me! I've Haddock up to here with your fish stinkin up the hallway!"*

Then proceeds to laugh at his own joke.

I've now haddock up to here with your shit, **Jerry**.

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