There was this ugly fat woman lying in bed waiting for her man to pleasure her.
He walks into the doorway with a chicken under his arm and says:
" Honey, this is the fat pig I've been fucking when you're not here "
The wife takes he is joking and says:
" That's not a pig you idiot. "
The man glares at her with rage and says:
" I wasn't talking to you "
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