A cop spots a man driving around town with a bunch of squirrels in his back seat, so he pulls him over.
The cop says "What are you doing with all those squirrels?! This is illegal! Take them to the zoo right now!"
The man replies "Sorry officer, I'll take them to the zoo right away." The cop nods and lets him go.
The next day the cop sees the same guy driving around with a bunch of squirrels in his back seat, and this time they're all wearing sunglasses!
The cop, enraged, pulls him over again and says "What the hell are you doing? I thought I told you to take those squirrels to the zoo?!"
The man says "I did! I took them to the zoo yesterday! Today we're going to the beach!"
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