Mouse and lion

A small little mouse went to where lions lair, he shouted to the alpha lion "hey u F***n guy, I am talking to u, u know u r my b**ch," the lioness got angry and started to make a loud roar staring at her alpha lion, the mouse again says "I'll swear I'll make u roar louder and harder when I stick it up ur ass b**ch", the lioness got mad and decided to hunt and rip off the little mouse, but the alpha male told her not to chase the mouse, she didn't listen and went after the mouse.
the mouse ran to the woods the lioness in his tail, the mouse went inside a pipe, the lioness followed him but when she got inside the pipe it didn't fit all her body, half of her front body got stuck inside, the end half was out, Here the mouse came out from the other end and went back to the lioness back saying "I promised and I will keep my work b**ch"...//////
when she went back to the lair the alpha male say to her "Told u don't go chase him, did he took u to the pipe"

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