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I am not guilty. Wai Hang Mi? I got this for free. Ai No Pei You are not very bright. Yu So Dum Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? Wai Yu Sing Dum Song? This is a tow away zone. No Pah King I thought you were on a diet. Wai Yu Mun Ching? That was an unauthorized execution. Lin Ching Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting? Please, stay a while longer. Wai Go Nao? Our meeting was scheduled for next week. Wai Yu Kum Nao They have arrived. Hia Dei Kum Stay out of sight Lei Lo He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka Your body odor is offensive. Yu Stin Ki Pu It's very dark in here. Wai So Dim? I think you need a facelift. Chin Tu Fat I bumped into a coffee table. Ai Bang Mai Ni Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan? Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni Stupid Man Dum Gai See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao Are you harbouring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?

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