To the tune of Dion's "A Teenager in Love" Last night we had a quarrel
Over a cute little tart
'Cause I lost my head
From the very start. Every night I think Ken Starr's heard too much
Why must I be a President in love!?! One day I loved old Hillary
Next day I was a cad
Guess I'm just a rake
A fun lovin' happy lad. Every night I think Ken Starr's heard too much
Why must I be a President in love!?! The dress was smeared
The blouse was too
I'll be a happy man
If Monica says I do. Every night I think Ken Starr's heard too much
Why must I be a President in love!?! If you wanna have sex with me
I'd like to do it too
And if you want to tell a lie
I'll just go and pardon you. Every night I think Ken Starr's heard too much
Why must I be a President in love!?!
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