having sex due to the inability to communicate in bed in the dark. The wife comes up with a plan, and signs to her husband, "If you want to have sex, squeeze my boob one time. If you don't want to have sex, squeeze my boob two times." The husband thinks it's a good idea and signs, "If you want to have sex, pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, pull on my penis 100 times."
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