Yo Moma so fat

Yo Moma so fat, when you get on top of her, your ears


pop.


Yo Moma so fat, when she has sex, she has to give


directions.


Yo Momaso fat, she has a refrigerator strapped to her


waist, and it looks like a pager.


Yo Momaso fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain


claimed her for their new world.


Yo Momaso fat, she sat on the beach and Green peace threw


her in.


Yo Momaso fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned


my ass on the light bulb.


Yo Momaso fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.


Yo Momaso fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit.


Yo Momaso fat, she has 48 midnight snacks.


Yo Momaso fat, she plays pool with the planets.


Yo Momaso fat, she made Richard Simmons cry.


Yo Momaso fat, when she went to get a water bed, they


put a blanket across Lake Michigan.


Yo Momaso fat, she don't know whether she's walking or


rolling.


Yo Momaso fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.