about time someone tells a "new" joke around here-Jeez

So I walk into the doctors office the other day and siting across from me is a college age guy with rainbow colored hair.
I must of been staring because he looks at me and says "What! you never did anything crazy in college?
So I replied that actually I did and when I was in college I joined a fraternity where they made me have sex with a parrot and I think you may be my kid!

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