A magician is preforming on a cruise ship

His act was pretty good, but the captain had a parrot that could talk who was pretty smart and knew how the magician did most of his tricks. The parrot would declare them to the audience as the magician performed, thus ruining many of his acts; "Squawk! He's puttin it in his sleeves! Squawk! He hid it behind his fingers!" After weeks of putting up with this annoying bird, the magician finally snaps during one of his performances, pulls a pistol out of his back pocket and attempts to shoot the parrot. Unfortunately, the bullet missed the parrot and hit a propane tank on the ship's deck, causing it to explode and blow the ship to a million pieces. The only two apparent survivors are the magician and the parrot, stuck on a piece of wood floating out among the debris of the wreck. After about an hour of tense silence, the parrot says "OK, I give up. Where's the damn boat?!"

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