A woman has a vulgar parrot. When she passed his cage, he wolf-whistled at her. When she put her hand in the cage to clean it, he would hump it. He was such an embarrassment that she couldn't have friends over anymore for fear of people would think. She finally took the bird to a vet. After a thorough exam, he tells her, "His heart is racing and his blood pressure is high, and he seems to have only one thing on his mind. Here's what I can do - for $100, I can put your bird in a cage with my female bird. Maybe if he gets it out of his system he'll calm down.".
She starts thinking, "I don't know, $100 is a lot of money".
The bird has other thoughts, "Come-on, don't be stingy! Pay the man, you tease!".
After thinking a bit, she agrees and they put the two birds together and cover the cage. After about 5 minutes, they hear loud squawking and feathers start coming from the cage! The vet quickly uncovers the cage and there's the male bird holding down the female bird with one claw and plucking out her feathers with the other saying, "For $100, I want you NAKED!"
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