He walks up to the bar and orders a beer, to his left is a drunk in a cheep suit and a tweed hat absolutely pissed as a parrot and hunched over on the bar, to his right is man-mountain of a chap in black riding leathers embellished with Harley Davidson emblems and standing close to 3 foot wide and 7 foot tall. Our hero received his beer, picked it up and said "Tickle your arse with a feather!" And took a sip of his beer. The giant biker turned to him and snarled "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" To which he replied "Particularly nasty weather!" As he gestured with his glass in a friendly manner. The biker immediately cooled his jets and grumbled "Hmmf yeah" and turned back to the bar as our hero wandered off to sit in a booth. Now the drunk guy had witnessed the whole thing and thought it was absolutely brilliant, he decides to give it a go and moves over a space to be next to the biker. He then, a little louder than necessary, says "Shove a feather up your arse!" The biker turns around, grabs him by the collar and says "WHAT WAS THAT?" The drunk lifts his hat and with a smile says "Cunt of a day isn't it?"
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