... in a park. The zoophile comes up with a twisted idea:
"Let's find a cat and fuck its brains out", he says.
"Yeah, and then let's burn it to a crisp!", adds the pyro.
"Brilliant idea, so we can fuck it, burn it, then fuck it again", says the necrophile.
The masochist's eyes light up as he says: "MEOW!"
I'd like to dedicate this joke to our dearest David Cameron in the light of the recent piggate scandal.
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