A Green Beret, a Seal and an Army Reservist are all sitting around having a drink. The Green Beret says, "Guys, i have something i want to get off of my chest. While i was deployed I got really horny and raped an Afghani woman."
The Seal looks at him and says, "It's ok bro, we all did shit we regret. I was on a submarine awaiting orders and i got so horny I raped a Seaman Recruit."
The Army Reservist looks at them and says, "Ha! I've got you both beat. While you guys were deployed i fucked your moms!"
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