A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. Doctor, you must help me, she pleaded. It's gotten so that every time I date a nice guy, I end up in bed with him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week. I see, nodded the psychiatrist. And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter. For God's sake, NO! exclaimed the woman. I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterward.
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