Choose any one of your friends... lets say your friend, we will call him Josh, is the lucky receipent, you say this in front of the whole group (including your friend Josh)
"so Josh was at the doctor for an issue he was having. Doctor comes in and says 'Josh long time no see! what is the problem???' Josh bashfully looks at the doc and says, 'Doc i'm having this really weird problem... every time I look in the mirror I get a boner.' Doctor looks at Josh and says, 'i'm not suprised.....you are a pussy!'"
Go ahead...try it!
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