and the doctor´s jaw drops. He has never seen anyone so beautiful. The woman was a hot latino chick and the doctor got an idea.
"I am sorry, but I think we need to do some tests. So, take off your shirt, please."
The doctor starts to squeeze the woman´s breasts, and asks:
"Do you know what I am doing?"
The woman thinks for few seconds and then says:
"I assume you are testing that do I have breast cancer"
The doctor kisses the woman, and asks with a little bit of excitement in his voice:
"What do you think I am doing?"
The woman thinks for a second and says:
"You are testing if the moisture level on my lips is good."
The doctor shoves his hand to the woman´s pants and starts rubbing the woman´s genital area, and asks:
"What do you think I am doing?"
The woman straight up says:
"You are testing out if my genital area has any visual problems.
The doctor assumes the woman is dumb, and sees his chance to abuse the woman, and he starts having sex with the woman. After the intercourse, the man asks:
"What do you think I was doing?"
The woman thinks for a bit and then says:
"Considering you didn´t use condom, I think you are trying to get HIV positive, but that would be pretty dumb, right?"
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