A cheating husband is caught by his wife. She goes crazy and cuts his dick off. It cannot be re-attached. They divorce and years go by. The guy's doctor tells him about an experimental procedure where they make a prosthetic out of an elephant's trunk. The guy agrees to have the procedure done. All healed up, the guy feels confident enough to start dating again. While at a restaurant on his first date, his unit seems to have a mind of its own: it unzips his pants, reaches up, grabs a bun off the table, and disappears back under the table. The man is horrified. His date, however, is impressed! "Can you do that again?" she asks. The man replies: "I think so, but I don't know if I can fit another bun up my ass!"
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