Two hobos guys are dying to get shit faced and they only have 75 cents between them. So they hatch a plan and buy one hot dog.
They go into the bar, tie one on and when the bartender asks them to pay up the one hobo pokes the hot dog through his fly and the other hobo guy starts sucking on it.
The bartender is disgusted and kicks them out.
Another bar, tie one on, bill comes, start sucking the hot dog, kicked out.
They do it again.
And again.
After the twelfth bar one hobo says to the other "Man, I don't know how much longer I can do this, my mouth is really getting sore."
The other says "Your MOUTH is getting sore? I'm sore, I lost the hot dog 10 bars ago."
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