A Yankee's Translation of the Soother�s Vocabulary

A Yankee's Translation of the Soother�s Vocabulary
We provide this translation of the Soother�s vocabulary in an attempt to teach
them Yankees how to talk rightly.
Ah - The things you see with.
Air - Which came first, the chicken, or the air?
Arn - An electrical instrument used to remove wrinkles from clothing.
Ay-rab - The people who inhabit much of North Africa.
Bawl - What water does.
Bidness - The art of selling something for more than you paid for it.
Bobbycue - A delectable Southern sandwich of chopped pork, cole slaw, and a
fiery sauce.
Bud - Small feathered creature that flies.
Cheer - A piece of furniture used for sitting.
Chekatawfarya - Heard at service stations in small Southern towns.
Co-Cola - Soft drink.
Crine - Weeping.
Dawfins - Name of the professional football team in Miami.
Daints - A more or less formal event in which members of the opposite sex hold
each other and move rhythmically to the south of music.
Doc - A condition caused by the absence of light.
Etlanna - The city General Sherman burned during the war for Southern
independence.
Everthang - All-encompassing.
Far - A state of combustion that produces heat and light.
Foller - Spies and private detectives spend a lot of time doing this.
Git - To acquire.
Goff- A game played with clubs and a little white ball.
Gull - A young female.
Hale - Where General Sherman went for what he did to Etlanna.
Heidi - noun. Greeting
Hep - To aid or benefit.
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Idinit - "Mighty hot today, idinit?"
Keer - To be concerned.
Lieberry - A building containing thousands of literary works.
Moanin - Between daybreak and noon.
Motuhsickle - A two-wheeled missile with a powerful engine.
Munts - The 12 units into which the calendar year is divided.
Nawth - Any part of the country outside of the South.
Nekkid - To be unclothed.
Ovair - In that direction.
Own - Instead of awf.
Phrasin - Very cold.
Pitcher - An image, either drawn or photographed.
Sebmup - Soft drink similar to ginger ale.
Show - "It show is hot today."
Spearmint - Something scientist do.
Stow - Place where things are sold.
Tal - What you dry off with after you take a share.
Tar - Round inflatable object that sometimes goes flat.
Uhmukin - Someone who lives in the United States of Uhmurka.
Zackly � Precisely