The first man takes his duck, knocks on a stranger's door, and says "Hello ma'am, would you like to buy my duck?" The woman says, "Sure I will give you $5 for your duck." The man says "Great" and they make the exchange.
The second friend goes up to another house, knocks and asks the owner if he'd like to buy his duck. The home owner says "Sure how about $10?" "Great", the duck owner responds and they make the exchange.
The third friend knocks on a door and asks the lady who answers if she'd like to buy his duck. "I don't have any money on me right now, but my husband is away and if you come in I'll exchange sex for your duck." The man says "Great", walks in, and they have a passionate love making session. It was so great that as the man is walking out the door, the woman says "That was amazing can we go another round?" He replies that he'd rather get going. "You can have your duck back if you fuck me one more time" she entices. "Great", says the man and walks back in for round two.
Thirty minutes later he is walking back out the door with his duck in his arms when it flies out of his hands, lands in the street, and gets demolished by an 18-wheeler. The truck driver gets out and says, "I'm so sorry man can I pay you for killing your duck? Here's $15." The former duck owner says "Great" and goes to meet back up with his two friends.
"What'd y'all get for y'all's ducks?" the man asks.
"I got $5 for my duck," says the first.
"Ha I got $10 for my duck," gloats the second.
The third, with a smile on his face, says:
"Oh yeah? I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and $15 for a fucked up duck."
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