A man named Bob goes to see a doctor to see if there is anyway that he can can get rid of his horrible stutter. Bob says, "D-d-doctor, I have had th-this bad s-s-s-stuttor my whole life. I-i-i-s there anything I can do to fix it?". So the doctor runs a series of tests and is shocked to at what is causing the mans stutter. The doctor tells Bob like it is, "Sir, it would appear that your abnormally large penis is weighing down your whole body including your vocal chords, causing you to stutter." The man is shocked, never in his life would he expected this to be the issue. So the man opts for surgery to have his penis size reduced and finds that it cures his stutter. The excitement from losing his stutter was amazing for Bob. He finally was able to become a public speaker like he always wanted. One day after a speech, he took a girl home with him and when she was very unhappy with his bedroom performance Bob decided to see what the possibility getting his penis back to its original size was. Bob goes into the Doctor's office and asks, "Hey doctor is there anyway I could possibly get my penis back to its original size?". To which the Doctor replied, "T-t-t-t-too late".
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