The doctor says "In over 20 years I haven't because I try to remain professional."
With that the guy dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest dick the doctor had ever seen. It wasn't any bigger than a AAA battery.
The doctor burst into uncontrolable hysteria. "I'm sorry I really am, I don't know what came over me. I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
The guy starts sobbing and says "It's swollen."
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