...he says, "Doctor, my secretary loves to give head. First thing when I get to work in the morning, she sucks me off. She does it again before I leave for lunch, and once more before I go home in the evening."
The doctor nods and says, "Okay, but what's the problem?"
The man continues, "Also, my wife is kind of a nympho. She wakes me up every morning by mounting me, then insists that I come home during my lunch breaks for a quickie. Then, she fucks me again when I get home from work, followed by a 90 minute marathon session before bed every night."
The doctor raises an eyebrow and says, "So why are you here?"
The man says, "Well, every time I masturbate I get a headache."
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