and he said to me, "We looked through the hair and blood samples you gave us and we see nothing concerning."
I felt relieved, this had been eating away at me for weeks.
The doctor continued, "But just to be sure, we need to take one other sample from you."
Alarmed, I got out of my chair and exclaimed, "You must be taking the piss Doc!"
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