A woman in her fifties is at home, unclothed, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks: Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you? The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old. The husband replies: What did he say about your 55-year old ass? Your name never came up, she replied
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