So a guy is visiting his therapist after spending 3 years in the wilderness with chimpanzees. He says to the therapist, doc I'm having some trouble adjusting to normal life especially with women. What seems to be the problem? Well when I was over there I would sleep on the dirt and ground, and now I can't sleep unless there's leaves, sticks and dirt in my bed and the women don't seem to like that very much. Is that all? says the therapist. No when I was over there in order to keep up with them I would have to swing from branch to branch to avoid treacherous and dangerous terrain and this caused me to form large and ruff calluses on my hands. And the woman they don't like the touch and caress of my rough hands on there skin. Is that all says the therapist? No these women seem to get offended and disgusted at me when I ask them to shove bananas up my ass. I see says the therapist and this is also a habbit you picked up during your studies?
Who said anything about studies? I went over there so monkeys would fuck me.
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