Superman was flying around the city and was super horny. He spotted Wonder Woman lying on top of a building naked, with her legs spread. He figured he could fly down there, fuck her super fast, and be outta there before she even knew what happened. So Superman flew down at incredible speed, hit it hard and fast, and flew back out again.
"What was that?" Wonder Woman said.
"I don't know," said the Invisible Man. "But my ass sure hurts!"
Edit: User 1893Chicago has officially innovated my joke. Thank you sir/miss.
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