And says,"I'll give a 100$ to a man who can make my horse laugh." Nobody says anything except for the native man in the back,"I can" he says and brings the horse out of the bar. A little bit later he brings him back in and the horse is laughing. The white man gives him 100$ and leaves.
The next day the same white man walks into the bar and says, "I'll give 100$ to a man who can make my horse cry." Nobody says anything except for the same native guy in the back. "I can" he says and brings the horse out, and than brings the horse back in and the horse is crying." The white man, amazed, said,"before I give you this 100$ can you tell me how you made my horse laugh and cry?"
The native man says, "the first day I said I had a bigger penis than him, the next day I showed him."
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