Seriously Funny 7 15 ,16

Constructions started on a two mile beer pipeline in Europe. Seriously, Hot & cold running Guiness?

Constructions started on a two mile beer pipeline in Europe. They expect work to be completed as soon as the first shift sobers up!

It's now a federal crime to give out your Netflicks password. Wow! You can buy an automatic but can't share 'Finding Dora' with the in laws.

Sanders supporters are still upset he endorsed Hilary. Many are threatening to not show up at the jobs they don't have and stay in the basement playing video games as a protest!

Pokeman Go has kids playing in the parks & streets. On the good side, it's the 1st time these vidiots have been outside in months!

Today's the birthday of Rembrandt, and for you community college grads, No he didn't event that toothpaste.

Bill Cosby hired a woman to head his legal team. He said he knew she was right for the job when she didn't fall for the roofy trick!

Gay Republicans are asking for a pro-lgbt platform...and a new really fabulous updated style for Donald's hair & wardrobe!

Trump promised to protect article 12 of the constitution. When told there's are only 7 articles, he responded "Not THAT constitution".

Last night I had a chance to see the band 'Kansas'. I thought about it for a moment...then I took the gun out of my mouth & moved on!

Certain New York nursing homes are letting residents sleep with each other. It's not as if they're gonna get pregnant & most of them won't remember it afterward anyway!

A restaurant in China demands you solve complex math before ordering. While American's are still trying to figure out the 15% tip

Monkeys spend 3 hrs a day building a bed & the rest of the day they eat, play, & rest. Human's work 8 hrs day. I never met a monkey with an ulcer!

The Republican party has come out against on-line porn. Who's going to be against that....publicly?