Man walks into a bar carrying an alligator. Bartender says no alligators aloud. He says no its my pet. Picks it up and puts it on the bar. Watch this opens the alligators mouth and puts his dick in it. Alligator just sits there mouth wide open. After a few minutes the man says see I told you. All the sudden a drunk at the end of the bar says. I could do that but I don't know if I can keep my mouth open that long.
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