A woman is sitting at a hotel bar having a martini when a man comes and sits on the stool next to her. He offers to buy her a drink, which she politely declines. After a couple of awkward minutes, the man reaches into his suit pocket and pulls out a box and puts it on the bar without saying anything. The box starts moving on its own, which piques the woman's interest.
"What's in the box?" she asks. The man turns to her and says "That, my dear, is a very talented frog!" He then opens the box, revealing a medium sized frog, who is just moving around in the box, getting comfortable. The frog doesn't even try to jump out. "Oh! How odd! What's his talent?" asks the woman. "Believe it or not, honey, this frog eats pussy."
The woman bursts into peals of laughter, but the man remains serious. "Please stop laughing. He's very sensitive about it" says the man. After another awkward pause, the woman says "I don't believe you!" to which the man says "Well, then, come up to my room and I'll prove it to you!" Of course the lady lets her curiosity get the best of her and goes up to his room with him. "Take off your underwear and lie on the bed" says the man. She does so, after which he takes the frog out of the box and holds it up to her gooch. The frog does nothing. "Eat!" commands the man. Nothing. "EAT!" he yells. Nothing.
The man appears defeated, sighs, and says "Okay, frog, I'm only going to show you this one more time!"
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