He calls the salesperson over and asks what is the most expensive car he has on the lot. The dealer takes him over to look at the Panamera Turbo. The snail, without any hesitation says he wants it. "I will buy it under one condition," says the snail. "I want a big Black S painted on the hood, the trunk the doors". The salesman looks shocked and appalled and says, "But sir, this car is over $200,000, why would you ruin it like that". The snail says, "So when I am cruising down the road everyone will point and say, Look at that S Car Go!!
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