A short story about a bear and a rabbit pooping in the woods

Bear: "Hey rabbit, do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?"

Rabbit: "Why no bear. I don't have that problem."

Bear: "Cool."

The bear then promptly wiped his butt with the rabbit.

The end.

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